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Here is a complete list of nominees,what do you think? who should win?

KILLER MOVIE (Best horror picture/director):
THE DESCENT (Neil Marshall)
HOSTEL (Eli Roth)
WOLF CREEK (Greg McLean)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Alexandre Aja)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Rob Zombie)

MOST THRILLING KILLING (Best death scene)
FINAL DESTINATION 3 (drive-thru)
HOSTEL (train suicide)
THE OMEN (decapitation)
SNAKES ON A PLANE (guy attacked in toilet)
SAW II (arm stuck in box of blades)

DUDE YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH (Hero)
SNAKES ON A PLANE (Samuel L. Jackson)
KING KONG (Kong)
SLiTHER (Nathan Fillion)
HOSTEL (Jay Hernandez)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Scott Speedman)

CHICK YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH (Heroine)
THE DESCENT (Shauna Macdonald)
SCARY MOVIE 4 (Anna Faris)
SILENT HILL (Radha Mitchell)
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (Laura Linney)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale)

RELATIONSHIP FROM HELL (Best couple or duo)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Bill Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman)
HARD CANDY (Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson)
HOSTEL (Derek Richardson and Jan Vlasák)
SLiTHER (Michael Rooker and Elizabeth Banks)

BEST BUTCHER (Villain)
SAW II (Tobin Bell)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Sid Haig)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Robert Joy)
HOSTEL (Jan Vlasák)
WOLF CREEK (John Jarratt)

CREEPIEST KID
HARD CANDY (Ellen Page)
SILENT HILL (Jodelle Ferland)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Laura Ortiz)
AN AMERICAN HAUNTING (Rachel Hurd-Wood)
THE OMEN (Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick)

HIGHEST BODY COUNT
KING KONG
SNAKES ON A PLANE
FINAL DESTINATION 3
SLiTHER
DOOM

LINE THAT KILLED (Best one-liner)
SNAKES ON A PLANE/Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson): "I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!"
FINAL DESTINATION 3/Ashlynn Halperin (Crystal Lowe): "Look, girls with asses like mine, don't talk to guys with faces like yours."
WOLF CREEK/Mick Taylor (John Jarratt): "I'm going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. It's called making a head on a stick."
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS/Otis B. Driftwood (Bill Moseley): "Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**kin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
HOSTEL/Paxton (Jay Hernandez): "I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a f**kin' hog."

BLOODIEST BEATDOWN (Best fight scene)
DOOM (The Rock vs. Karl Urban)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale vs. Tony Curran)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Michael Bailey Smith vs. Aaron Stanford)
KING KONG (Kong vs. T. rexes)
THE DESCENT (Juno and Sarah vs. the Crawlers)

BEST WITH LESS (Best limited-release/budget film)
ZOMBIE HONEYMOON
THE DARK HOURS
SUBJECT TWO
HARD CANDY
THE ROOST

SICKEST FX (Special FX)
FINAL DESTINATION 3
SNAKES ON A PLANE
KING KONG
TIM BURTON'S CORPSE BRIDE
SILENT HILL

LOOKS THAT KILL (Special Makeup FX)
SLiTHER
THE HILLS HAVE EYES
SILENT HILL
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION
THE DESCENT

MOST DISTURBING IMPORT (Scariest foreign film)
PULSE (KAIRO; Japan)
NIGHT WATCH (Russia)
ROMASANTA: THE WEREWOLF HUNT (Spain)
CALVAIRE (THE ORDEAL; Belgium)
GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (Japan)

KILLER TELEVISION (TV show, anthology or film)
MASTERS OF HORROR
NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES: FROM THE STORIES OF STEPHEN KING
SUPERNATURAL
DESPERATION
INVASION
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Here is a complete list of nominees,what do you think? who should win?

KILLER MOVIE (Best horror picture/director):
THE DESCENT (Neil Marshall)
HOSTEL (Eli Roth)
WOLF CREEK (Greg McLean)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Alexandre Aja)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Rob Zombie)

MOST THRILLING KILLING (Best death scene)
FINAL DESTINATION 3 (drive-thru)
HOSTEL (train suicide)
THE OMEN (decapitation)
SNAKES ON A PLANE (guy attacked in toilet)
SAW II (arm stuck in box of blades)

DUDE YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH (Hero)
SNAKES ON A PLANE (Samuel L. Jackson)
KING KONG (Kong)
SLiTHER (Nathan Fillion)
HOSTEL (Jay Hernandez)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Scott Speedman)

CHICK YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH (Heroine)
THE DESCENT (Shauna Macdonald)
SCARY MOVIE 4 (Anna Faris)
SILENT HILL (Radha Mitchell)
THE EXORCISM OF EMILY ROSE (Laura Linney)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale)

RELATIONSHIP FROM HELL (Best couple or duo)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Bill Moseley and Sheri Moon Zombie)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale and Scott Speedman)
HARD CANDY (Ellen Page and Patrick Wilson)
HOSTEL (Derek Richardson and Jan Vlasák)
SLiTHER (Michael Rooker and Elizabeth Banks)

BEST BUTCHER (Villain)
SAW II (Tobin Bell)
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS (Sid Haig)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Robert Joy)
HOSTEL (Jan Vlasák)
WOLF CREEK (John Jarratt)

CREEPIEST KID
HARD CANDY (Ellen Page)
SILENT HILL (Jodelle Ferland)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Laura Ortiz)
AN AMERICAN HAUNTING (Rachel Hurd-Wood)
THE OMEN (Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick)

HIGHEST BODY COUNT
KING KONG
SNAKES ON A PLANE
FINAL DESTINATION 3
SLiTHER
DOOM

LINE THAT KILLED (Best one-liner)
SNAKES ON A PLANE/Neville Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson): "I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!"
FINAL DESTINATION 3/Ashlynn Halperin (Crystal Lowe): "Look, girls with asses like mine, don't talk to guys with faces like yours."
WOLF CREEK/Mick Taylor (John Jarratt): "I'm going to do something now they used to do in Vietnam. It's called making a head on a stick."
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS/Otis B. Driftwood (Bill Moseley): "Boy, the next words out of your mouth better be some brilliant f**kin' Mark Twain shit, 'cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
HOSTEL/Paxton (Jay Hernandez): "I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a f**kin' hog."

BLOODIEST BEATDOWN (Best fight scene)
DOOM (The Rock vs. Karl Urban)
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION (Kate Beckinsale vs. Tony Curran)
THE HILLS HAVE EYES (Michael Bailey Smith vs. Aaron Stanford)
KING KONG (Kong vs. T. rexes)
THE DESCENT (Juno and Sarah vs. the Crawlers)

BEST WITH LESS (Best limited-release/budget film)
ZOMBIE HONEYMOON
THE DARK HOURS
SUBJECT TWO
HARD CANDY
THE ROOST

SICKEST FX (Special FX)
FINAL DESTINATION 3
SNAKES ON A PLANE
KING KONG
TIM BURTON'S CORPSE BRIDE
SILENT HILL

LOOKS THAT KILL (Special Makeup FX)
SLiTHER
THE HILLS HAVE EYES
SILENT HILL
UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION
THE DESCENT

MOST DISTURBING IMPORT (Scariest foreign film)
PULSE (KAIRO; Japan)
NIGHT WATCH (Russia)
ROMASANTA: THE WEREWOLF HUNT (Spain)
CALVAIRE (THE ORDEAL; Belgium)
GODZILLA: FINAL WARS (Japan)

KILLER TELEVISION (TV show, anthology or film)
MASTERS OF HORROR
NIGHTMARES & DREAMSCAPES: FROM THE STORIES OF STEPHEN KING
SUPERNATURAL
DESPERATION
INVASION
late response but here goes.

killer movie:I only saw hostel, the hills have eyes and the devil`s rejects.I picked devil`s rejects.

most thrilling killing:I only saw hostel and saw 2.it is a tie between the two.

dudes you don`t want to mess with:I saw king kong, slither and hostel.samuel jackson from the ads for snakes on a plane still wins.

chicks you don`t want to mess with:all I saw was silent hill.guess who wins.

relationship from hell:devil`s rejects,hostel and slither are the only ones I saw.devil`s rejects.

best butcher:I saw all but wolf creek. sid hag wins.

creepiest kid:only saw silent hill and the hills have eyes.hills wins.

highest body count:only saw king kong,slither and doom.king kong wins.

lines that killed:only saw devil`s rejects and hostel.winner devil`s rejects.

bloodiest beatdown:saw doom, hills and king kong.doom won.

best with less;can`t say.saw none of them.

sickest fx:only saw king kong and silent hill.winner king kong.

looks that kill:saw slither, hills have eyes and silent hill.about a tie.

most disturbing import:can`t say havn`t seen any of them.


killer television:only saw masters of horror on dvd so thats my choice.

there it is for what it`s worth.
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excellent post! good luck!
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